funny jokes....mr low sen me de...haha...LOL...,
Monday, July 02, 2007 @ 10:46 AM
some funny jokes here...haha...before i go out to meet others...haha....Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?Customer : No, I can't.Waiter : Then does it really matter?Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?another one... =pp Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no.ONE MORE...haha....Girl : Do you love me?Boy : Yes Dear.Girl : Would you die for me?Boy : No, mine is undying love.SAYONARA!!!!-'kim