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❤LAY KIM
① 20th of apr'92 is my BIG day
② 19yrs old
③ S'pore Poly
④ Integrated events & project management
⑤ easily contented
ღ If u're here,i'll be ok.
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009 @ 2:32 PM
heyhey, prelims completed...next missions is to get back results && get scolded by teachers...haha...tml no sch, for us ONLY... =pp Time For Stupid Jokes!!! =pp Must laugh HOH!!!!
Here comes...
1.A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...
"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"
2.A blonde was walking back and forth from her house to her mail box. She made the trip over and over again. Finally her neighbor asked her what she was doing. She replied "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
3.If cowboys are COWboys how come they ride horses, not cows?
4.A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you.
Tomorrow I would've been a free man!
5.There was a man named Joke,
I killed him,
Jokes Over. HAHA!!!!
MS/KIM